Please excuse my emotional distance this week

[Beestie]

Originally posted by Undertoad

She fell apart and drove here directly from work in the middle of the day to cry at me.

So lemme see if I get this. She sticks a knife between your shoulderblades and leaves you for dead, THEN, when her sorry ass life blows up in her face, she comes to you, tries to pull the knife out of your back so you can better focus on her problems only to discover that its already out (thankyouvurymuch) and healing nicely then she asks you to take the knife out of HER BACK!

GOOD GAWD ALLMIGHTY!!!

I'm real sorry bud, but that is the most pathetic fucking thing I have EVER head of.

BUT, on the bright side, your life is looking up (minor setbacks and challenges notwithstanding) and hers... well who fucking cares about hers (I realize you do but you are a better man than I).

Peace, prosperity and happiness await those with a kind spirit and a wary eye.