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jujuwwhite · 01-16-2010, 09:11 PM

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a
calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said
he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said.
'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names
like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have
determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of
medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer
Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If
God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would
have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told
reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound
statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for
Physics will follow.

Elspode · 01-17-2010, 02:41 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 01-17-2010, 02:45 PM

This is real and very funny! Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051, After a short ad, when you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Promise! Keep going and press 4. Listen to the options… then press 7.

lumberjim · 01-17-2010, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This is real and very funny! Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051, After a short ad, when you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Promise! Keep going and press 4. Listen to the options… then press 7.

it only went 3 seconds, then reset to the stupid speedskater.....repeat x 3 then it hung up on me....

fail

01-16-2010, 09:11 PM	#1
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow. __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

01-17-2010, 02:41 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	. Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-17-2010, 02:45 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is real and very funny! Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051, After a short ad, when you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Promise! Keep going and press 4. Listen to the options… then press 7. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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