Gettin all fat and puffy and shit.

[Clodfobble]

Thousands of years from now, they're going to find one of us frozen in the tundra of the unexpected Ice Age, and they're going to examine it top to bottom... but try as they might, their cultural anthropologists will have absolutely no explanation for the surgically disconnected stomach. They will conclude it must either be part of a religious ceremony, or torture of an enemy.

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Thousands of years from now, they're going to find one of us frozen in the tundra of the unexpected Ice Age, and they're going to examine it top to bottom... but try as they might, their cultural anthropologists will have absolutely no explanation for the surgically disconnected stomach. They will conclude it must either be part of a religious ceremony, or torture of an enemy.

Heh. When I was in elementary school, I had to write an essay from the point of view of a future archaeologist about a modern item. Even at such a tender age, I had realized what the archaeologist's default answer was. I wrote that the Wacky Wallwalker must have had some religious significance.