Deer are douchebag assholes

jinx · 01-07-2010, 01:25 PM

Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt.

squirell nutkin · 01-07-2010, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt.

Maybe some deer, this one RAN in the headlights like a knucklehead.

SamIam · 01-07-2010, 03:16 PM

Deer are suicidal. They should all be on prozac. Where I live there are 80 billion deer. Where I lived before that there are 80 gazillion. People were scared to go on the highway after 3:00pm. A popular pass time was listening in to the police radio to see who had gotten whacked now. I kid you not, there were containers on every corner where people could throw their deer skins.

Deer like to wait around blind corners, then hop out at the last second. I think its part of a plot to get rid of humans. Radar should come out here and stuff himself on venison. Give me elk any day.

01-07-2010, 01:25 PM	#1
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-07-2010, 03:16 PM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Deer are suicidal. They should all be on prozac. Where I live there are 80 billion deer. Where I lived before that there are 80 gazillion. People were scared to go on the highway after 3:00pm. A popular pass time was listening in to the police radio to see who had gotten whacked now. I kid you not, there were containers on every corner where people could throw their deer skins. Deer like to wait around blind corners, then hop out at the last second. I think its part of a plot to get rid of humans. Radar should come out here and stuff himself on venison. Give me elk any day.

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