Why are 'trolls' so successful on the Cellar?

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Think we should cram Gun Control in there too? And/or Gay Shotgun Weddings?

Shurely a shotgun wedding is where Dad stands by with a shotgun, so the ne'er-do-well that's deflowered his daughter does the right thing by her. How does that happen in a Gay Marriage?

I spose it could work. Some little twink comes home and tells Dad he's in love with the first man to penetrate him, and Dad tracks him down with a gun and forces him to move to Vermont...?