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Old 12-15-2009, 03:25 PM   #1
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I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass.
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Old 12-15-2009, 03:43 PM   #2
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rags soaked in ammonia
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:51 PM   #3
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rags soaked in ammonia
So instead of an attic smelling like squirrel piss, you get an attic smelling like ammonia.
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Old 12-16-2009, 07:15 PM   #4
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I have to get a squirrel out of the eaves of my house. he can get into the back attic...and he's a dick about it. If he didn't tear up the insulation and leave little turds around, it would be fine.... but he's gotta act like a wild freakin animal. jerk ass.
That's 'cause he's drunk.
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