Humor...I Need Humor...

jujuwwhite · 11-24-2009, 08:36 AM

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving without risking a "sexual harrassment" charge....

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Its Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll explode!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some, there's plenty!

10. Don't play with your meat!

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin!

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when the little thing pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. That piece is so big I can't get my mouth around it!

and #20.....Do you want my left overs?

11-24-2009, 08:36 AM	#11
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	Things you can only say at Thanksgiving without risking a "sexual harrassment" charge.... 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Its Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll explode! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some, there's plenty! 10. Don't play with your meat! 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in! 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin! 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when the little thing pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. That piece is so big I can't get my mouth around it! and #20.....Do you want my left overs? __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

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