Eat Wings the Right Way

Sundae · 11-08-2009, 12:14 PM

I buy 10-12 wings for about £1.43.
For Diz.

From a cat perspective: get your human to cut off the big fat end bit first. If you get this, you can stop yowling immediately. Then she can just snip apart the rest with poultry shears, plucking off feathers if necessary because she worries about you. If she doesn't watch over you, make sure you go see her with a mouthful you'll then preceed to knaw on carpet/ sofa/ bed. It makes her feel special. If she stays in the kitchen, go into the hall and make a bloody mess under the hoover. Because your human will be distracted (by cooking her own dinner) and will be oblivious until one of her parents gets the hoover out. They will then exclaim with disgust and make said human feel like a slattern all day.

FTR, wings - and chicken necks (which I cannot get) - are the ideal mixture of fat, flesh and bone for cats.

Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles.
Then again, if you offer me a steak & kidney pudding I'd be there like a shot.

jinx · 11-08-2009, 12:29 PM

Today is a good day to eat wings. I might just do that....

Dennis is allergic to chicken (and beef, corn, and wheat), so he eats Hillshire Farms deli selects extra thin honey ham. And duck and pea kibble.

richlevy · 11-08-2009, 07:22 PM

My nickname for Jeff is 'the Piranha'. Whether chicken or turkey, when he eats a drum or wing there is no meat or cartilage left. I have never seen cleaner bones in my life.

limey · 11-09-2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

...Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles...

has Diz still got his beebles?

Sundae · 11-10-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Dennis is allergic to chicken...so he eats Hillshire Farms deli selects extra thin honey ham.

I know you're a responsible cat owner - but check the salt content in what you're feeding him. In general meat is only called "ham" if it's salt cured - which is too much salty for little cat bodies (I admit I use it as a treat when the 'rents have it in.)

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Originally Posted by limey

has Diz still got his beebles?

I buy Diz beebles every week. The only thing he's short on is bollocks

11-08-2009, 12:14 PM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I buy 10-12 wings for about £1.43. For Diz. From a cat perspective: get your human to cut off the big fat end bit first. If you get this, you can stop yowling immediately. Then she can just snip apart the rest with poultry shears, plucking off feathers if necessary because she worries about you. If she doesn't watch over you, make sure you go see her with a mouthful you'll then preceed to knaw on carpet/ sofa/ bed. It makes her feel special. If she stays in the kitchen, go into the hall and make a bloody mess under the hoover. Because your human will be distracted (by cooking her own dinner) and will be oblivious until one of her parents gets the hoover out. They will then exclaim with disgust and make said human feel like a slattern all day. FTR, wings - and chicken necks (which I cannot get) - are the ideal mixture of fat, flesh and bone for cats. Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles. Then again, if you offer me a steak & kidney pudding I'd be there like a shot. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 11-08-2009 at 12:19 PM.

11-08-2009, 12:29 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Today is a good day to eat wings. I might just do that.... Dennis is allergic to chicken (and beef, corn, and wheat), so he eats Hillshire Farms deli selects extra thin honey ham. And duck and pea kibble. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

11-08-2009, 07:22 PM	#3
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	My nickname for Jeff is 'the Piranha'. Whether chicken or turkey, when he eats a drum or wing there is no meat or cartilage left. I have never seen cleaner bones in my life. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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