Food WTF

richlevy · 10-22-2009, 09:22 PM

Chicken wing meals that do not require refrigeration.

Quote:

La Briute Sizzling Cuisine, Buffalo Style Chicken Wings with Rice & Corn, 12-Ounce Meal (Pack of 6)

Product Features

Microwaveable
Glatt Kosher
wholesome & nutritious
A meal in a minute
Shelf-Stable: Needs No Refrigertaion or Freezer

Well, at least it's Glatt (very) Kosher. So I know that the 'chicken' is really chicken.

And for $10 a pop, you can enjoy a self-heating meal, that looks a lot like a meal you can get for $2 in the frozen section.

We could send some to Reg Joe and friends if they didn't already look too much like MRE's.

wolf · 10-23-2009, 01:05 AM

Is that an Israeli Army MRE, perhaps?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-23-2009, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Needs No Refrigertaion or Freezer

Sounds more like Engrish, but they don't say where this shit's from.

richlevy · 10-23-2009, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Sounds more like Engrish, but they don't say where this shit's from.

Don't blame the manufacturer for that. Someone from Amazon probably typo'd when they copied it to the site.

richlevy · 11-05-2009, 09:55 PM

Update: The wings arrived today. No refrigeration necessary and an expiration date of 12/2011!

This reminds me of the episode "Two" in the Twilight Zone where Charles Bronson eats a chicken drumstick from a can.

I only have 6 boxes, but I'm dying to try one. Even Mrs. Levy is curious.

Undertoad · 11-05-2009, 10:41 PM

Just need to register my complete and total disapproval of this product. This thing is a fuck.

Shawnee123 · 11-05-2009, 10:54 PM

I wouldn't eat that with someone else's mouth!

richlevy · 11-05-2009, 11:02 PM

Well, when the Apocalypse comes, you guys will be chewing on rats and I'll be eating shelf stable chicken wings.

Undertoad · 11-05-2009, 11:07 PM

Yes if you realize that the definition of "shelf stable" is even the bacteria won't eat it.

If this thing was once chicken, it is no longer. You will beg for something as nutritious as rat.

Clodfobble · 11-05-2009, 11:56 PM

I personally suspect your "chicken wings" are not so far from rat meat as you would like to believe.

zippyt · 11-06-2009, 12:01 AM

Shelf Life of the Military MRE

The shelf life of MREs in their original packaging is three years at 80 degrees F. However, the shelf life can be extended through the use of cold storage facilities prior to distribution.

I dont Know if these are Kosher But they will Last for a Long time , Dont taste Bad ( Not Gormet fare , but will feed you Well )
Check out this company http://www.longlifefood.com/

And about every thing you need to know about Military rations
http://www.olive-drab.com/od_rations.php

TheDaVinciChode · 11-06-2009, 12:02 AM

I'd love to try this! Seems interesting, from a scientific AND culinary point of view.

I wonder if they'd survive the trip to England?

Seems, though, that they'd survive a nuclear bomb, so... I'm sure they'd survive a plane ride.

Eaten one, yet, Rich? Do tell... Was it edible? Or, dare I dream... delicious?!

10-23-2009, 01:05 AM	#2
wolf chews 3 times on each side Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 17,203	Is that an Israeli Army MRE, perhaps? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-05-2009, 09:55 PM	#5
richlevy Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 5,192	Update: The wings arrived today. No refrigeration necessary and an expiration date of 12/2011! This reminds me of the episode "Two" in the Twilight Zone where Charles Bronson eats a chicken drumstick from a can. I only have 6 boxes, but I'm dying to try one. Even Mrs. Levy is curious. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)

11-05-2009, 10:54 PM	#7
Shawnee123 aaaaachoooo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: OH Posts: 15,923	I wouldn't eat that with someone else's mouth! __________________ The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. Walt Whitman US poet (1819 - 1892)

11-05-2009, 11:02 PM	#8
richlevy Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 5,192	Well, when the Apocalypse comes, you guys will be chewing on rats and I'll be eating shelf stable chicken wings. __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)

11-05-2009, 11:56 PM	#10
Clodfobble Gives sound advice Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 8,770	I personally suspect your "chicken wings" are not so far from rat meat as you would like to believe. __________________ My new cooking blog

11-05-2009, 10:41 PM	#6
Undertoad has ass cheeseburgers Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 18,799	Just need to register my complete and total disapproval of this product. This thing is a fuck.

11-05-2009, 11:07 PM	#9
Undertoad has ass cheeseburgers Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 18,799	Yes if you realize that the definition of "shelf stable" is even the bacteria won't eat it. If this thing was once chicken, it is no longer. You will beg for something as nutritious as rat.

11-06-2009, 12:01 AM	#11
zippyt is driving through the night Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: paragould arkansas Posts: 4,830	Shelf Life of the Military MRE The shelf life of MREs in their original packaging is three years at 80 degrees F. However, the shelf life can be extended through the use of cold storage facilities prior to distribution. I dont Know if these are Kosher But they will Last for a Long time , Dont taste Bad ( Not Gormet fare , but will feed you Well ) Check out this company http://www.longlifefood.com/ And about every thing you need to know about Military rations http://www.olive-drab.com/od_rations.php __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-06-2009, 12:02 AM	#12
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 102	I'd love to try this! Seems interesting, from a scientific AND culinary point of view. I wonder if they'd survive the trip to England? Seems, though, that they'd survive a nuclear bomb, so... I'm sure they'd survive a plane ride. Eaten one, yet, Rich? Do tell... Was it edible? Or, dare I dream... delicious?! __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

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