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10-29-2009, 12:29 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Why not let computers make the jokes for us? Here are a few gems I got from the internal spellcheck, posting my resume online:
Vendors/Products: Meditech = mediate Corepoint = corposant Neotool = Motorola Cisco = Crisco Nortel = Nortek CLARiiON = clarion CallPilot = calliope Other Miscellany: nt-based = teased teleradiology = tolerability PACS-related = pastureland DICOM = disco DLT = dolt superuser = superset
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10-29-2009, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Twice I've had people e-mail me that they were sorry for the incontinence.
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11-11-2009, 09:45 AM
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Lecturer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Carmel, Indiana
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Meditech and mediate should never be in the same sentence since those two words have completely opposite meanings. Meditech and the words forced, hacked, and kludged should be. |
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11-11-2009, 01:53 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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You sound bitter, Mitch.
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11-11-2009, 02:56 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Edit: Forgot one thing! You'll need "submerged" access to a completely unrelated module. And no, "ALL" access doesn't include this.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio Last edited by Flint; 11-11-2009 at 03:15 PM. |
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11-13-2009, 12:55 PM
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Lecturer
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