Oct 26, 2009: Fishy Plane

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2009, 11:17 PM

Sure, you're home from that long fishing trip, tired, filthy, and horny.
You want a hot shower, cold beer, and some bed time with a friend.
Cleaning the bush plane can wait...

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Apparently a bear attacked his plane while parked in a remote field up here in AK. He had not cleaned out the inside after a long fishing trip and the bear smelled it.

Holy crap, what do you do now?

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He had 2 new tires, 3 cases of Duct Tape and several rolls of cellophane delivered. Then went about repairing the plane so he could fly it home.

Well we know he's got balls, I hope he's got brains.

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zippyt · 10-25-2009, 11:35 PM

Duct Tape RULES !!!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2009, 11:47 PM

Yes but remember not all duct tape is created equal. I'd want Mil Spec for that job.

ZenGum · 10-26-2009, 01:03 AM

For all our extremely venomous creepy-crawlies, Australian wildlife is relatively tame. It'll only kill you if you actually step or sit on it, otherwise it generally runs/slithers/scuttles away.

Note to self: do not get between bear and fish.

capnhowdy · 10-26-2009, 07:35 AM

At least the bear didn't fuck with his "fishing" rifle.

newtimer · 10-26-2009, 10:12 AM

A bear wouldn't puncture BOTH of the tires; that's just mean. This looks like the work of some rotten teenagers. Oooooo, I hate teenagers.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-26-2009, 12:21 PM

It's a bush plane, it deserved it.

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2009, 12:22 PM

So you're saying it's the plane's fault?

capnhowdy · 10-26-2009, 12:31 PM

If the truth was known the dude was prolly a poacher. That'll teach him to fuck with Yogi & Booboo's pic-a-nic baskets.

SPUCK · 10-27-2009, 05:26 AM

Plane's completely illegal now. The ID number is missing.

Man the ACK ACKs!

TheMercenary · 10-27-2009, 08:37 PM

Certainly if we can blame Bush for everything we can blame a silly plane. I read it on the internet and anti-plane people said it so it must be twue... really. Damm planes the cause of all our ills. Moving people about so un-needlessly. I mean really people.

jinx · 10-27-2009, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SPUCK

Plane's completely illegal now. The ID number is missing.

Look more closely, it's there.... looks like Sharpie.

ZenGum · 10-27-2009, 09:43 PM

Damn right. Planes have been the cause of all our troubles since 9/11.

Clodfobble · 10-27-2009, 11:01 PM

You insensitive bastard, I lost my plane on... oh hey wait.

10-25-2009, 11:35 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Duct Tape RULES !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-25-2009, 11:47 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes but remember not all duct tape is created equal. I'd want Mil Spec for that job. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-26-2009, 01:03 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	For all our extremely venomous creepy-crawlies, Australian wildlife is relatively tame. It'll only kill you if you actually step or sit on it, otherwise it generally runs/slithers/scuttles away. Note to self: do not get between bear and fish. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-26-2009, 07:35 AM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	At least the bear didn't fuck with his "fishing" rifle. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-26-2009, 12:21 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's a bush plane, it deserved it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-26-2009, 10:12 AM	#6
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	A bear wouldn't puncture BOTH of the tires; that's just mean. This looks like the work of some rotten teenagers. Oooooo, I hate teenagers.

10-26-2009, 12:22 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	So you're saying it's the plane's fault? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-26-2009, 12:31 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	If the truth was known the dude was prolly a poacher. That'll teach him to fuck with Yogi & Booboo's pic-a-nic baskets. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-27-2009, 05:26 AM	#10
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Plane's completely illegal now. The ID number is missing. Man the ACK ACKs!

10-27-2009, 08:37 PM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Certainly if we can blame Bush for everything we can blame a silly plane. I read it on the internet and anti-plane people said it so it must be twue... really. Damm planes the cause of all our ills. Moving people about so un-needlessly. I mean really people. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-27-2009, 09:43 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Damn right. Planes have been the cause of all our troubles since 9/11. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-27-2009, 11:01 PM	#14
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You insensitive bastard, I lost my plane on... oh hey wait. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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