Ok, you're dead...

monster · 10-22-2009, 09:34 PM

So, I'm dead. I don't care what they do. But if someone was paying me to create the best/most original funeral ever for someone I didn't give an emotional fig about.....

How about turning them into compost and giving each mourner a Gerbera Daisy planted in some of that compost. Of course, googly eyes would be lovingly glued to each flower.

Or...
like the Visible Human projects, freeze and thin slice them and give each mourner a framed slice..... or turn the slices into a new line of designer clothing and hold an auction at the wake...

chop up the body and hold a geocaching event to reassemble it for burial

Luxury Shark-fishing trip with the deceased as bait....

Pie · 10-22-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Luxury Shark-fishing trip with the deceased as bait....

Queen of the Ryche · 10-23-2009, 12:53 PM

A good friend actually requested that we turn him to chum and go deep sea fishing with him (warped sense of humor, but he was completely serious) - We seriously considered it when his time came, but couldn't figure out how to do it legally.

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10-22-2009, 09:34 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So, I'm dead. I don't care what they do. But if someone was paying me to create the best/most original funeral ever for someone I didn't give an emotional fig about..... How about turning them into compost and giving each mourner a Gerbera Daisy planted in some of that compost. Of course, googly eyes would be lovingly glued to each flower. Or... like the Visible Human projects, freeze and thin slice them and give each mourner a framed slice..... or turn the slices into a new line of designer clothing and hold an auction at the wake... chop up the body and hold a geocaching event to reassemble it for burial Luxury Shark-fishing trip with the deceased as bait.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-23-2009, 12:53 PM	#3
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	A good friend actually requested that we turn him to chum and go deep sea fishing with him (warped sense of humor, but he was completely serious) - We seriously considered it when his time came, but couldn't figure out how to do it legally. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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