Intro to Zombie Studies

Scriveyn · 10-18-2009, 01:20 PM

Academic studies seem to like the subject. Here's one from Canada that I remember from the BBC news.

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If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

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But there is a serious side to the work.

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In some respects, a zombie "plague" resembles a lethal, rapidly spreading infection.

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Even so, their analysis revealed that a strategy of capturing or curing the zombies would only put off the inevitable.

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often".

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xoxoxoBruce · 10-18-2009, 01:53 PM

Go for the head.

SamIam · 10-18-2009, 02:17 PM

What about a zombie vaccine? Sort of the opposite of the vampire effect. You take a bit of the Zombie's blood and make a vaccine out of it. Or do zombies have blood?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-18-2009, 02:19 PM

Oh great, autistic zombies.

Pie · 10-18-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Oh great, autistic zombies.

I saw a guy with a button that said 'Save yourself from H1N1, lick an autistic kid'.

I lol'd. Aisle seat, please.

10-18-2009, 01:53 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Go for the head. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-18-2009, 02:19 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh great, autistic zombies. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-18-2009, 02:17 PM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	What about a zombie vaccine? Sort of the opposite of the vampire effect. You take a bit of the Zombie's blood and make a vaccine out of it. Or do zombies have blood?

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