Fantasy Football 2009

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Originally Posted by jinx

I also need the Vikings to do well so that I can beat Whip.
Go Farrrrvruh.

And so ye did!

Favre had so much time in the pocket... how much time did he have?

= He had enough time to prepare a cup of coffee with cream and sugar... but not enough time to wipe up the single drop of coffee that landed outside his cup

= He had enough time to do a full oil and filter change

= He had enough time to attend three therapy sessions and almost work out his issues with his father

= He had enough time to study his Vikings playbook and also the playbooks of all other teams that have thought about picking him up next off season

= Not only could he work out who to throw the ball to, but he had time to study the stats on "yards after catch" on each possible receiver

= After each hike, he could meet with 10 season ticket holders and sign 5 autographs