My friend with breast cancer - Page 7

monster · 09-22-2009, 10:34 PM

So, My friend, who we will call "Mary", had her "tumor board" yesterday. Sounds nasty -it is. They discussed her like a vaguely interesting lump of meat, apparently. So I wanted to cheer her up. Over recent weeks I've been educating her about lolcats and internet memes and the like. The cancer nurses laughed so much at the cancercats, she went ahead and posted both on her site. So when she checks her site tomorrow, she's going to find this:

monster · 09-22-2009, 10:36 PM

of course it should have said Brianna rather than Christina Applegate, but i guessed even Radar might get this....

09-23-2009, 05:38 AM

How is it possible that healthy people can get cancer? Despite healthy people eating the right and healthy foods with good exercise, how is it possible that these people who take good care of themselves get cancer?

wolf · 09-23-2009, 10:26 AM

You're about to sell us some amazing, but expensive and foul tasting, healthful beverage to keep us all from getting cancer, aren't you?

Just in case you're not ... if some scientist could figure that one out, he would be rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

Shawnee123 · 09-23-2009, 10:31 AM

Brilliant, mon. Keep her laughing!

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

You're about to sell us some amazing, but expensive and foul tasting, healthful beverage to keep us all from getting cancer, aren't you?

Trouble is, there's no money in the cure...only money enough for that one scientist.

wolf · 09-23-2009, 10:45 AM

http://cancergrudge.com/

monster · 09-23-2009, 04:33 PM

that must've been a fast acting kidney cancer -two posts a year ago then nothin'....

monster · 10-02-2009, 10:11 PM

.

monster · 10-05-2009, 01:00 PM

surgery tomorrow can't do anything. iotd not help......

limey · 10-05-2009, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

surgery tomorrow can't do anything. iotd not help......

Hugs, Monster. Hugs

Clodfobble · 10-05-2009, 06:07 PM

Can you be there when she gets out of surgery, monster?

monster · 10-05-2009, 07:02 PM

I could but it is not required. Her hubby and too many family will be there and she doesn't want a crowd of gawkers but can't/doesn't want to tell them to go away because they're only there because they care. It's an outpatient surgery, for petes sake. i have visions of them all trooping back to her house funeral procession style once she's given the Ok

I'm doing the phone notification.

.....Funreal for a boobie. could use a rollerskate as a hearse..... she's donating it to research, actually.

classicman · 10-06-2009, 09:40 AM

Hope everything works out for the best.
Like it or not - I'll pray for her.

monster · 10-06-2009, 10:32 AM

Thanks. Suregery due to start RTFminute. I'm sure it's all fine.

Queen of the Ryche · 10-06-2009, 01:22 PM

You rock Monnie!!! Just got a call from my doc I have several large fibroids - no wonder I feel fat! If they turn out to be cancerous, will you be my friend?

09-22-2009, 10:34 PM	#91
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So, My friend, who we will call "Mary", had her "tumor board" yesterday. Sounds nasty -it is. They discussed her like a vaguely interesting lump of meat, apparently. So I wanted to cheer her up. Over recent weeks I've been educating her about lolcats and internet memes and the like. The cancer nurses laughed so much at the cancercats, she went ahead and posted both on her site. So when she checks her site tomorrow, she's going to find this: Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-22-2009, 10:36 PM	#92
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	of course it should have said Brianna rather than Christina Applegate, but i guessed even Radar might get this.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-23-2009, 05:38 AM	#93
charlottex Guest Posts: n/a	How is it possible that healthy people can get cancer? Despite healthy people eating the right and healthy foods with good exercise, how is it possible that these people who take good care of themselves get cancer? Last edited by wolf; 09-23-2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason: didn't mean to do that, my mistake, long story and all that.

09-23-2009, 10:26 AM	#94
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You're about to sell us some amazing, but expensive and foul tasting, healthful beverage to keep us all from getting cancer, aren't you? Just in case you're not ... if some scientist could figure that one out, he would be rich beyond the dreams of avarice. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-23-2009, 10:45 AM	#96
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	http://cancergrudge.com/ __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-23-2009, 04:33 PM	#97
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	that must've been a fast acting kidney cancer -two posts a year ago then nothin'.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 10:11 PM	#98
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	. Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-05-2009, 01:00 PM	#99
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	surgery tomorrow can't do anything. iotd not help...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-05-2009, 06:07 PM	#101
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Can you be there when she gets out of surgery, monster? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-05-2009, 07:02 PM	#102
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I could but it is not required. Her hubby and too many family will be there and she doesn't want a crowd of gawkers but can't/doesn't want to tell them to go away because they're only there because they care. It's an outpatient surgery, for petes sake. i have visions of them all trooping back to her house funeral procession style once she's given the Ok I'm doing the phone notification. .....Funreal for a boobie. could use a rollerskate as a hearse..... she's donating it to research, actually. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-06-2009, 09:40 AM	#103
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Hope everything works out for the best. Like it or not - I'll pray for her. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-06-2009, 10:32 AM	#104
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thanks. Suregery due to start RTFminute. I'm sure it's all fine. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-06-2009, 01:22 PM	#105
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	You rock Monnie!!! Just got a call from my doc I have several large fibroids - no wonder I feel fat! If they turn out to be cancerous, will you be my friend? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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