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Old 10-01-2009, 04:57 PM   #1
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Dogs were viewed and used as helpers, not pets.
With all the various breeds of dogs, bred for all possible tasks...

... Why, sir, was there never a breed, specifically designed for helping the lonely men during long, cold, isolated, winter nights?

There, where no one was around to see, to witness, to tell...?

Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...

It can, nay, it must be done!
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:29 AM   #2
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With all the various breeds of dogs, bred for all possible tasks...

... Why, sir, was there never a breed, specifically designed for helping the lonely men during long, cold, isolated, winter nights?

There, where no one was around to see, to witness, to tell...?

Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...
...
Rhea Perlman?

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Old 10-02-2009, 09:11 AM   #3
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Rhea Perlman?

Oh, please... I'd sooner risk a PBT, than that woman!
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:22 AM   #4
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Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:25 AM   #5
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Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring.
And if her NSFW is anywhere near similar to her mouth...

There'd not be enough lube, or alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the three, that could make "it" pleasurable, pleasant, or seemingly a good idea... not even for a moment.

Bring on the PitBull!
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:46 AM   #6
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...Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...
She fits your criteria. You didn't say it had to be boner material.
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Old 10-02-2009, 11:58 AM   #7
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She fits your criteria. You didn't say it had to be boner material.
That's true...

How does she look, on all fours?
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