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09-28-2009, 11:02 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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OK, Amazon now officially sells everything
I've been doing some grocery shopping on Amazon lately and found some good grocery bargains on items like organic baby food. I was just on looking in the health section for an inexpensive soft-sided first aid kit on sale to replace the one I gave to my son's fiancee to keep in her car.
Looking at the sub-categories, I noticed:
Sexual wellness turned out to be stuff like this. BTW, I thought the whole "My First" line was trademarked for children's toys. I guess I was wrong. 
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09-29-2009, 07:24 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Amazon, huh? Hmmmm.
 
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09-29-2009, 07:42 AM
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Speaking of buying groceries from Amazon, if you are gonna buy stuff off Amazon anyway, you should consider doing it by going to Clodfobble's cooking blog and clicking your way to Amazon through her site. She will get a small stream of income through clicks like that, and if you bookmark her site, it will only add a second or two to your shopping experience each time you do it.
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09-29-2009, 07:45 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Ha! That's what I was referring to.
Clod, will you know what I ordered? Will you judge me? Will you tell? 
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09-29-2009, 02:27 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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hey! some people need sexual healing!
And some people just like to listen to smooooth jazz late at night.
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09-29-2009, 07:21 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Oh that's funny. I didn't click on the link from work, because ya know, I was at work. I just caught the gist they were toys, I didn't know what toys...
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09-29-2009, 07:46 PM
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wow, there are some fabulous deals there.
Walgreens also has a sexual wellness page on their site.
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09-29-2009, 07:57 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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BTW, why doesn't the Cellar do the Amazon link thing? It's pretty non-intrusive. Shawnee, if you didn't click on the link, the product is "My First Anal Beads, Pristine Purple". It so much remined me of the "My First...." series of toys for kids. I wonder what other sex toys are in the "My First.." collection. And what makes them 'newbie safe' to earn the "My First.." moniker.
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09-29-2009, 08:25 PM
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09-29-2009, 11:43 PM
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I can hear my ears
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i just ordered a $4000 vibrating cock ring thru clod's link. it's carrying case is made out of the unapologetically harvested anuses of virgin Madagascaran migratory butterflies.
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09-30-2009, 04:05 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Ooh, click on the Other My First Products link (NSFW)
I'm drawn to the My First Cyberskin 8" PAnusion Cock, Pink Apart from the reassurance provided by knowing it's suitable for first timers, I like the description: Phallic shaped dong with balls and real penis detail. Simple and to the point. Still no idea what PAnusion means though. My mind keeps trying to read it as Pan-Asian.
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09-30-2009, 07:16 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You guys are all so funny!
"My first..." indeed!
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10-02-2009, 10:37 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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They sell jesus bandages too, just in case you hurt yourself with one of your new toys. these were "recommended" to me today. Not quite sure why.....
 http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...&pf_rd_i=typ01
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10-04-2009, 09:26 AM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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"Look for the Jesus label, when you are buying your first aid supplies...."
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