I'm Tired of Being Stoopid. Fix Me?

[Griff]

Well for starters let's stop it with the pagan parties, the naked women, and the Celtic music, just lay off that, who needs it. Then there's the bit about taking care of your kid by giving him his own space on your place where you can keep an eye on things, really who needs the responsibility? Finally this fetish of acknowleging how you feel when someone passes, a smart man would bottle that up. So let's fix you, I'm thinking join the mega-church, now that is a celebration of life lined up in tidy rows listening to Christan rock. The boy should be a ward of the state. Start stuffing your emotions deep inside so the heat and pressure can make a beautiful diamond of your passions your anger despair hate sorrow love and joy. That'll fix you.