Humor...I Need Humor...

classicman · 09-16-2009, 04:10 PM

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick...got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon...you got nice house too."

09-16-2009, 04:10 PM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick...got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon...you got nice house too." __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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