Sept 3, 2009: Fart Smeller

spudcon · 09-03-2009, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by newtimer

If the fart doesn't smell like a cow's backside and if it doesn't bellow like a cow's frontside, then the cow is probably dead. Do we need a machine to tell us that?

Spoken with the authority of one who is obviously very familiar with cow farts.

dmg1969 · 09-03-2009, 12:39 PM

Having worked on a relatives dairy farm every summer growing up, you can find out all about the quality of a cow's bowel movements by being behind one when the tail goes up and it lets loose.

newtimer · 09-03-2009, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

Spoken with the authority of one who is obviously very familiar with cow farts.

Yes, I have made the mistake of driving through Wisconsin with the windows rolled down.

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