Is Nothing Sacred? - Page 2

Crimson Ghost · 08-17-2009, 12:18 AM

Oh, yeah, baby.
That's right.
Take it.
Take it all.
Say my name.
Call me Cheddar.
Yeah, I'm gonna fill all your Swiss holes.
OH SHIT - The Cat!
Cockblocked from one pussy by another pussy!

spudcon · 08-17-2009, 01:24 PM

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wolf · 08-20-2009, 08:59 AM

My mission is proceeding with difficulty. I have searched various parts of Orlando, including an expedition to Africa and the Himilayas, where I had lunch with a yeti after we had a little discussion following his misguided attempt to decapitate me while I was riding a train through his domain. Last night we were beset by pirates, however, they were a raucous lot, and were much friendlier when a good bit of rum was added to the equation. They fed us a hearty dinner and entertained us with feat of derring do and a story of requited love.

I have not yet been able to make contact with Minnie Mouse, although I understand she also maintains residences in California, Tokyo, and Europe. I have but a few days remaining to me, but I have hope that I will succeed.

wolf · 08-21-2009, 10:41 AM

Briefly saw Minnie yesterday. She was mobbed by a crowd of papparazzi. Her security told me I would be able to see her briefly, but she would not be available for at least an hour. Unfortunately, I had to grab some German beer and catch a boat to Hollywood, so I was unable to book our session.

wolf · 08-23-2009, 09:05 AM

Again a glimpse, but no real contact. I have one day remaining to offer some assistance to Ms. Mouse. I will say that she seems to be doing well despite her ordeal.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-23-2009, 09:24 AM

I think Moyer was set up. I mean c'mon now, Ms Mouse is no neophyte, she came on to me 35 years ago. I heard she's entertained millions of men at her lairs in Florida and in California.

ZenGum · 08-24-2009, 06:40 AM

Absolutely. Everyone knows Minnie has shared her Mickey with half the planet.

Crimson Ghost · 08-24-2009, 08:56 PM

Minnie's a whore.
All of Toontown knows it.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-25-2009, 02:00 AM

Minnie's a moocher.

jinx · 08-25-2009, 11:07 AM

I heard she's fucking Goofy.

SamIam · 08-25-2009, 12:23 PM

I heard she has a screw loose.

Crimson Ghost · 08-25-2009, 08:00 PM

Reports are that her cheese has slipped off her cracker.

Gravdigr · 09-10-2009, 04:45 PM

I heard she was dancing down at The Mouse Trap.

tw · 09-10-2009, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Again a glimpse, but no real contact. I have one day remaining to offer some assistance to Ms. Mouse.

Before offering any conclusions, consider where Wolf works. Reality is not always apparent.

wolf · 09-10-2009, 09:23 PM

Admittedly, very little is real in Disney, but this was ...

08-17-2009, 12:18 AM	#16
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Oh, yeah, baby. That's right. Take it. Take it all. Say my name. Call me Cheddar. Yeah, I'm gonna fill all your Swiss holes. OH SHIT - The Cat! Cockblocked from one pussy by another pussy! __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-17-2009, 01:24 PM	#17
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Is nothing sacred? \\| Attached Images __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

08-20-2009, 08:59 AM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	My mission is proceeding with difficulty. I have searched various parts of Orlando, including an expedition to Africa and the Himilayas, where I had lunch with a yeti after we had a little discussion following his misguided attempt to decapitate me while I was riding a train through his domain. Last night we were beset by pirates, however, they were a raucous lot, and were much friendlier when a good bit of rum was added to the equation. They fed us a hearty dinner and entertained us with feat of derring do and a story of requited love. I have not yet been able to make contact with Minnie Mouse, although I understand she also maintains residences in California, Tokyo, and Europe. I have but a few days remaining to me, but I have hope that I will succeed. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-21-2009, 10:41 AM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Briefly saw Minnie yesterday. She was mobbed by a crowd of papparazzi. Her security told me I would be able to see her briefly, but she would not be available for at least an hour. Unfortunately, I had to grab some German beer and catch a boat to Hollywood, so I was unable to book our session. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-23-2009, 09:05 AM	#20
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Again a glimpse, but no real contact. I have one day remaining to offer some assistance to Ms. Mouse. I will say that she seems to be doing well despite her ordeal. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-23-2009, 09:24 AM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think Moyer was set up. I mean c'mon now, Ms Mouse is no neophyte, she came on to me 35 years ago. I heard she's entertained millions of men at her lairs in Florida and in California. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-24-2009, 06:40 AM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Absolutely. Everyone knows Minnie has shared her Mickey with half the planet. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-24-2009, 08:56 PM	#23
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Minnie's a whore. All of Toontown knows it. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-25-2009, 02:00 AM	#24
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Minnie's a moocher. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-25-2009, 11:07 AM	#25
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I heard she's fucking Goofy. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-25-2009, 12:23 PM	#26
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I heard she has a screw loose.

08-25-2009, 08:00 PM	#27
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Reports are that her cheese has slipped off her cracker. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

09-10-2009, 04:45 PM	#28
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I heard she was dancing down at The Mouse Trap. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-10-2009, 09:23 PM	#30
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Admittedly, very little is real in Disney, but this was ... Attached Images __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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