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08-20-2009, 09:50 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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@ dar: it's those split seconds of cold that are too jolting! That's too much planning for the shower head direction, and too defensive to hold your hand up to ward off jolts, when it's easier to just let it start without you.
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08-22-2009, 07:07 PM
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Back in 10
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Very Short Story
Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, BITCH! Man rounds next curve. Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If men would just listen.
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08-26-2009, 11:41 AM
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has left the building.
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Have a few minutes to kill. Got this in an email from my boss today. Thought I'd share it with you.
Enjoy... ....................................................................................................... A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, She pulls a Rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great.... That's just great! Some asshole's got my pen! |
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