Opening Lines

[Scriveyn]

I don't know about best ever, and it's more than one line, but I just started on a short story "Pussy Galore" by Liz Evans:

'Bad things happen.'
Well, I couldn't argue with that one. Bad things had been ganging up on me for the past twenty minutes. Top of the list was a curry-eating hamster.
It was nestled in the armpit of the bloke strap-hanging in front of me. Each movement brought another blast of vindaloo-scented BO from th hamster-hair.