Is Nothing Sacred?

wolf · 08-12-2009, 07:13 PM

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Man groped Minnie Mouse at Disney

09:06 AEST Wed Aug 12 2009

A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World.

John William Moyer of Cressona, Pennsylvania, told the judge he is innocent. His son said before sentencing that his father would never inappropriately touch a woman, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

He was convicted on Tuesday of misdemeanour battery and sentenced to write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probation and complete 50 hours of community service.

Moyer must also pay $1193 in court costs and possibly undergo a mental evaluation.

The court heard he grabbed the woman's bottom and also her breasts as he was having a photograph taken with her in front of Magic Kingdom's Toon Town.

The victim says she had to do everything possible to keep Moyer's hands off her breasts.

I feel that this is such a significant event that I am honor-bound to get on a plane as soon as possible and head for Orlando to offer Crisis Intervention Counselling to poor Minnie.

ZenGum · 08-12-2009, 07:49 PM

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would never inappropriately touch a woman

What about a mouse?

Ahh, guy should go to Japan. I'm sure somewhere, there is an establishment that would cater to his desires.

wolf · 08-12-2009, 08:02 PM

Crimson Ghost · 08-12-2009, 10:55 PM

I wouldn't worry about it.
From what I understand, Minnie is a little off.
I'm not saying she's crazy, but I hear she's fucking Goofy.

Sundae · 08-13-2009, 12:31 AM

If she's in full costume, how in hell did he even find her breasts and butt?
I thought one of the norms of Disney was the de-sexualisation of anthropomorphic animals?

wolf · 08-13-2009, 12:36 AM

De-sexualization of everything except, perhaps, the turrets on the original cover of The Little Mermaid.

Oh, and Jasmine, from Aladdin. Or so I've heard.

ZenGum · 08-13-2009, 12:41 AM

They even made the little mermaid wear an algaebra.

Sundae · 08-13-2009, 12:45 AM

And on that note, I think I should go back to bed!

Crimson Ghost · 08-14-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

They even made the little mermaid wear an algaebra.

Sundae · 08-14-2009, 12:19 PM

I LOL'd.
Haggis.

ZenGum · 08-15-2009, 08:42 PM

That joke has already appeared in the cellar at least once ... it's all in the timing.

morethanpretty · 08-15-2009, 09:52 PM

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Pie · 08-16-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

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Crimson Ghost · 08-16-2009, 03:29 AM

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monster · 08-16-2009, 08:47 PM

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08-12-2009, 08:02 PM	#3
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08-12-2009, 10:55 PM	#4
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08-13-2009, 12:31 AM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If she's in full costume, how in hell did he even find her breasts and butt? I thought one of the norms of Disney was the de-sexualisation of anthropomorphic animals? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-13-2009, 12:36 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	De-sexualization of everything except, perhaps, the turrets on the original cover of The Little Mermaid. Oh, and Jasmine, from Aladdin. Or so I've heard. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-13-2009, 12:41 AM	#7
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08-13-2009, 12:45 AM	#8
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08-14-2009, 12:19 PM	#10
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08-15-2009, 08:42 PM	#11
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08-16-2009, 03:29 AM	#14
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