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the crowd goes wild!
Join Date: May 2007
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Have You Ever Seen...?
Green eggs & ham? Smoke coming out of someone's ears after eating a hot pepper? A cat spit a yellow feather out of its mouth? A coyote riding anything with an ACME sticker on it? A fart make a passerby pass out? Anyone over the age of 25 ROFL?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Depends. Do both the ham and the eggs need to be green?
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the crowd goes wild!
Join Date: May 2007
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Yes indeedy! And no artificially coloring!
Believe it or not, this is something I have actually seen (and eaten)! Long story, kinda gross, just thinking about it makes me turn a little green... ![]()
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Fucktard Resistance League
Join Date: Jun 2008
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My chickens lay green (and blue and brown and tan and white) eggs.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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yes, but it stole it from the craft area rather than an unsuspecting canary. real actually caught birdy feathers tend to be black and they eat them rather than spit them out. little gits.
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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No, but I have eaten eggs and green ham.
A green ham is one that has been cured but not smoked.
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