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Old 07-27-2009, 02:51 PM   #1
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Next time I'm skulking about outside my own home, and the police ask me if I live there and want ID, I'm going to start screaming "PMS" rather than show my ID.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:06 PM   #2
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Isn't this a bit like the people who get mad at store clerks for checking their ID when they want to make a credit card purchase? The reason the clerk is doing it isn't because they are "out to get you" or whatever the hell stupid reason.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:10 PM   #3
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Isn't this a bit like the people who get mad at store clerks for checking their ID when they want to make a credit card purchase? The reason the clerk is doing it isn't because they are "out to get you" or whatever the hell stupid reason.
Yes, but I think there's not much disagreement over whether Gates was being an ass; just whether he should have been arrested.
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:22 PM   #4
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The closest thing to "crying wolf" in the "break-in" would be the neighbor calling 911, but that wouldn't apply unless she was in the habit of doing that.
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:35 PM   #5
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Yeah, I'm sorry: I meant "next time I'm inside my house after forcing my door open" I will scream because, really, I want anyone to have the right to force my door open. Don't they know WHO I AM?
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:07 PM   #6
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Yeah, I'm sorry: I meant "next time I'm inside my house after forcing my door open"
Did you mean "after using the key to get in the back door after the front was stuck"?
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:04 AM   #7
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Did you mean "after using the key to get in the back door after the front was stuck"?
I may have been wrong about that. I don't remember now where I saw the thing about the back door.
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:24 AM   #8
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Any of you ever had to bust into your own house? I have.

What would I have done if the cops showed up to arrest me?

First of all, I've lived here five years. People around here know me (and I'm so far off the beaten track that there are no strangers), so the odds of being reported are zero, but let's say it happens. What would I do?

My first inclination would be to assume the cop was at the wrong address (again, I'm in the woods at the end of a gravel road that's at the end of a gravel road - convoluted road schematics and damned few road signs). If he insisted that I identify myself, I'd show him my ID, then go into my office and whip out my mortgage papers.

What's so hard about that?

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Old 07-28-2009, 10:35 AM   #9
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:53 AM   #10
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If he insisted that I identify myself, I'd show him my ID, then go into my office and whip out my mortgage papers.

What's so hard about that?
As per the transcript linked above, Crowley called the wagon after verifying Gates' identity. He should have been gone at that point.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:08 PM   #11
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That isn't what the neighbor said, who called 911: they saw a person wedging into the door. Or, were the cops casing the joint just WAITING for him to do just that (duh duh DUHHHHHHHHH theme music.)

Quit playing semantics with me, ya pansy ass pansies.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:16 PM   #12
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That isn't what the neighbor said, who called 911: they saw a person wedging into the door.
I'm talking about the arrest, not the cops coming 'round in the first place.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:09 PM   #13
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Yeah, I'm sure cops never hear people try to talk their way out of stuff with complex excuses.
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:57 PM   #14
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Wow! look at the racial bias...

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Old 07-27-2009, 09:43 PM   #15
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Shaw123 - you Rock!
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