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Pensive Monkey · 07-14-2009, 11:00 PM

1. left or right handed? Right.
2. pepsi or cola? Depends on my mood. Generally prefer Coke.
3. mayo or ketchup? Depends what I'm eating. I like both.
4. shark or dolphin? Ooh, dolphin, for sure. Very afraid of sharks.
5. where was your mama on 9/11? I don't know. I was in Brazil.
6. who should EAD? Er...
7. please provide a recipe for the IOTD on your birthday (any year). Er...
8. you do know what IOTD is, right? Er........

ZenGum · 07-15-2009, 01:10 AM

Hiya Pensive.

So, what will happen when Pensive Monkey meets Happy Monkey?

I don't think we should let them breed, though, it could create a race of active-bipolar-manic-depressive monkeys, and I'm not sure we want that.

Pensive Monkey · 07-15-2009, 02:16 AM

So my sex up to this point has been a mystery. Curious to see what you all think I am. Male, female, both, or neither?

ZenGum · 07-15-2009, 02:22 AM

Well, it's all we're really interested in actually, all that stuff about your personality was just pretense.

Actually, I'll guess female, based on career path and subjects studied.

Aliantha · 07-15-2009, 03:08 AM

I'm guessing male, but I'm usually wrong.

07-15-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pensive Monkey

Not very good, I should think. Monkeys aren't fat enough. (This is not my way of proclaiming to be gloriously slender, by the way.)

I'd guess female. I've never heard a male combine a superlative with the word slender; but, there's a first time for everything!

Welcome.

capnhowdy · 07-15-2009, 06:33 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, PM!

I'm guessing your sex is female.
I'm guessing mine is infrequent.

monster · 07-15-2009, 09:19 AM

yeah I think female too, that's why Sleeve's post jumped out at me. If you're male, looks like you're going to need to butch up a little or you'll have Sheldon scratching at your door

Sheldonrs · 07-15-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

If you're male, looks like you're going to need to butch up a little or you'll have Sheldon scratching at your door

BACK door!

SteveDallas · 07-15-2009, 10:05 AM

My bad, I thoguht there had been a gender reference somewhere earlier.

Pensive Monkey · 07-15-2009, 10:53 AM

Ha. Female it is. I guess the "gloriously slender" was a dead giveaway, wasn't it.

wolf · 07-15-2009, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pensive Monkey

I work for peanuts.

Seriously? You mean like for The Estate of Charles Schulz?

Welcome.

Pensive Monkey · 07-15-2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Seriously? You mean like for The Estate of Charles Schulz?

Welcome.

I wish!!

Queen of the Ryche · 07-15-2009, 11:18 AM

Howdy Monkey! Welcome to the circus!

Aliantha · 07-15-2009, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBoxes

I'd guess female. I've never heard a male combine a superlative with the word slender; but, there's a first time for everything!

Welcome.

Haven't you ever listened to UG?

07-14-2009, 11:00 PM	#31
Pensive Monkey Purveyor of Brilliance Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois. Posts: 72	1. left or right handed? Right. 2. pepsi or cola? Depends on my mood. Generally prefer Coke. 3. mayo or ketchup? Depends what I'm eating. I like both. 4. shark or dolphin? Ooh, dolphin, for sure. Very afraid of sharks. 5. where was your mama on 9/11? I don't know. I was in Brazil. 6. who should EAD? Er... 7. please provide a recipe for the IOTD on your birthday (any year). Er... 8. you do know what IOTD is, right? Er........ __________________ *Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.* ~ Oscar Wilde

07-15-2009, 01:10 AM	#32
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hiya Pensive. So, what will happen when Pensive Monkey meets Happy Monkey? I don't think we should let them breed, though, it could create a race of active-bipolar-manic-depressive monkeys, and I'm not sure we want that. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-15-2009, 02:16 AM	#33
Pensive Monkey Purveyor of Brilliance Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois. Posts: 72	So my sex up to this point has been a mystery. Curious to see what you all think I am. Male, female, both, or neither? __________________ *Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.* ~ Oscar Wilde

07-15-2009, 02:22 AM	#34
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, it's all we're really interested in actually, all that stuff about your personality was just pretense. Actually, I'll guess female, based on career path and subjects studied. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-15-2009, 03:08 AM	#35
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'm guessing male, but I'm usually wrong. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-15-2009, 06:33 AM	#37
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Welcome to the Cellar, PM! I'm guessing your sex is female. I'm guessing mine is infrequent. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-15-2009, 09:19 AM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah I think female too, that's why Sleeve's post jumped out at me. If you're male, looks like you're going to need to butch up a little or you'll have Sheldon scratching at your door __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-15-2009, 10:05 AM	#40
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	My bad, I thoguht there had been a gender reference somewhere earlier.

07-15-2009, 10:53 AM	#41
Pensive Monkey Purveyor of Brilliance Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois. Posts: 72	Ha. Female it is. I guess the "gloriously slender" was a dead giveaway, wasn't it. __________________ *Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginitive.* ~ Oscar Wilde

07-15-2009, 11:18 AM	#44
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Howdy Monkey! Welcome to the circus! __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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