Jackson Death: How do you feel about it?

lumberjim · 06-26-2009, 08:40 PM

So....tonight I had this really stupid guy in my office buying a car.

And he says...so, I'm buying my new car the day after Michael Jackson died.

And I said....well, that's one way to remember it.....
and he says.....'from food poisoning'

And I have not had time to fart, much less read the cellar for my news updates.....and I say...."Really?! is that what killed him?!"
and he says, "they found 10 year old nuts inhis mouth"

So i start laughing.....cuz i got the joke.....and he delivered it perfectly dead pan.....and i said....man...that's great....first one I've heard.......and, great delivery.....
so he just looks at me and says....'yeah....i still think it was because he was taking too many different kinds of medicine.'

so I'm like.....you get that it's a joke right?.....

and he's all like....yeah...but people take too many prescriptions....and....blah blah blah

he didn't get the joke he heard...and took it as though it was really what 'they' said

I'm still tickled

View Poll Results: Jackson's Death: How do you feel about it?
Gutted. it's the day the boogie died	0	0%
Saddened. And his poor children...	14	26.42%
Meh. Didn't know him, wasn't into his music	12	22.64%
Unsurprised. Lifestyle choices like that, bound to happen	13	24.53%
Glad. One less kiddy-fiddler to worry about	2	3.77%
Something else (please explain if you can)	12	22.64%
Voters: 53. You may not vote on this poll

06-26-2009, 08:40 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	So....tonight I had this really stupid guy in my office buying a car. And he says...so, I'm buying my new car the day after Michael Jackson died. And I said....well, that's one way to remember it..... and he says.....'from food poisoning' And I have not had time to fart, much less read the cellar for my news updates.....and I say...."Really?! is that what killed him?!" and he says, "they found 10 year old nuts inhis mouth" So i start laughing.....cuz i got the joke.....and he delivered it perfectly dead pan.....and i said....man...that's great....first one I've heard.......and, great delivery..... so he just looks at me and says....'yeah....i still think it was because he was taking too many different kinds of medicine.' so I'm like.....you get that it's a joke right?..... and he's all like....yeah...but people take too many prescriptions....and....blah blah blah he didn't get the joke he heard...and took it as though it was really what 'they' said I'm still tickled __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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