Please excuse my emotional distance this week

[daniwong]

Originally posted by Elspode


My wife doesn't care about the tp being on the roll either...she must not, 'cause she never replaces it!

Wolf, it sounds like you are most guy's dream woman, but there are other qualifying characteristics:

1) Do you like televised sports, no matter what the subject?
2) How many socks and underwear on the floor is too many?
3) Your man says he needs a large screen TV. Do you (a) ask how much it costs, or (b) offer to drive to Best Buy?
4) Finances become tight. Do you (a) cut down on the ammo budget, or (b) rush out and bring home reloading equipment and coo sexily that it seems like a great couples' activity to you?

I'm answering to - because according to a friend of mine - he is now using me as the perfect girl for the armed forces because 1) I love video games 2) I have a subscription to playboy 3) I go to strip clubs, with my mom.... (adopted) 4) I don't give a damn about the toilet seat 5) I can keep up with Navy drinking.

1) Do you like televised sports, no matter what the subject?
I'm the only one in the house that does. BF likes playing - not watching. I swear at the TV. In this - I get it from my mom who is an enormous sports fan.

2) How many socks and underwear on the floor is too many?
If I have none left to wear. (Unfortunately with this - turning inside out and using other side is not an option - I will just go commando)

3) Your man says he needs a large screen TV. Do you (a) ask how much it costs, or (b) offer to drive to Best Buy?
- B - kinda - I would do all the comparison shopping - find the best deal and borrow my buddys truck to go get it.

4) Finances become tight. Do you (a) cut down on the ammo budget, or (b) rush out and bring home reloading equipment and coo sexily that it seems like a great couples' activity to you?
Being as we just last weekend got a 4 point - either and both. LOL