A Quicker More Efficient IQ Test for Internet types

[Crimson Ghost]

I got "The sun is shining, but the ice is slippery."

Did I win?

[Sundae]

Diz says it's more important for me to hold him right now.
One-handed typing precludes participation in this test.

I think I got an A though.

[kerosene]

One fiddy. I underestimated my smartness. I guess I must be much more of an intellectual than I thought. Oh well, then it is off to VD.com for me!

[lumberjim]

this is a good newb quiz

sans the multi choice i think

[glatt]

Here's a quote of Monster with the color turned off to make the scoring easier.

I got 130.

Originally Posted by monster

Especially suitable for Dwellars. we'll have your smartfactor pegged in minutes.

1. Have you ever created a lolcat?
   1. No. Teenage drivel
   2. Several. I often improve on other people's too
   3. Once. But nobody got it.
   4. I'm more of a thread-bomb type person
2. Are you Libertarian?
   1. absolutely
   2. absolutely not
   3. none of your business
   4. is that like a more gentle Liberal?
3. Is that a Shark or a Dolphin?
   1. No.
   2. Yes.
   3. Candygram
   4. In-jokes are so childish
4. How often do you wear odd socks??
   1. never
   2. occasionally
   3. don't know, never check.
   4. what sort of crappy IQ test is this anyway?
5. Have you ever posted your own poetry on an internet forum?
   1. yes
   2. yes, if you count limericks
   3. I couldn't find the nerve ....yet
   4. poetry is a sign of emotion which is a sign of intellectual inferiority
6. How often do you discuss current affairs?
   1. never. i get enough "news" from my TV,
   2. hardly ever. history is a better source of wisdom
   3. if it's not current, what's the point?
   4. so you hears about Brad and natasha too?
7. Have you ever been rickroll'd?
   1. yes, but not since early 2007
   2. Rickroll'd?
   3. Oh no, you di'int!
   4. I'm a total sucker, they get me everytime
8. How do you do on regular IQ tests?
   1. 130+
   2. Never bother with them
   3. Not well, they seem more like geometry tests
   4. 75 lolz
9. What is your IQ?
   1. Isn't that the point of this quiz?
   2. 100 or less. i hate those tests
   3. 100-140
   4. >140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test
10. Did You cheat on this test?
    1. Of course.
    2. Of course not
    3. I was just reading it, I didn't really pick answers.
    4. Not until I got to question 3

scores (highlight to reveal)

1. 1. 15
   2. 15
   3. 20
   4. 10
2. 1. 10
   2. 10
   3. 15
   4. 5
3. 1. 10
   2. 10
   3. 15
   4. 20
4. 1. 5
   2. 15
   3. 15
   4. 10
5. 1. 20
   2. 10
   3. 5
   4. 30
6. 1. 10
   2. 15
   3. 20
   4. 5
7. 1. 15
   2. 5
   3. 15
   4. 10
8. 1. 20
   2. 20
   3. 10
   4. 5
9. 1. 0
   2. 0
   3. 20
   4. 0
10. 1. 20
    2. 20
    3. 0
    4. 30

So what did you score? hmmm? Add 'em up.. c'mon..... is it freaking scarily accurate or what?


eta: sorry the scores highlight thing doesn't show the question/answer numbers too well, but, you know, if you can't work it out, deduct 50 anyway.....

[Flint]

I protest question 4. I have two types of socks; i.e. I have two containers of socks, each populated with an identical pool of sock candidates. If both of the two types of socks could be considered "odd" in the context of the clothing I am wearing on any given day, or if my choice of one type of sock is "odd" in that clothing context, then there exists the possibility that I "occasionally" wear "odd" socks (depending of course on the definition of "occasionally" and whether we are allowed to consider another category such as "negligible" ... or whether such an number of instances would roll over into the "never" category); but if the criteria for "odd" is explicitly an unusual or unique type of sock there are no instances of "odd" socks that occur.

[Juniper]

I got 140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test

[Clodfobble]

I thought "odd socks" was when you wore mismatching socks because their mates had been lost in the dryer.

[Flint]

Oh. Then, no. I wear mis-matched socks a guaranteed 0% of the time. I don't have to "check" though, I have pre-arranged for there to be no chance of error in my sock-equipping routine. Although I couldn't accurately say "never" unless the sample size was defined as post the time I finalized my sock regimen. . . . This is deeply flawed, and troubling question.

[lumberjim]

if you only buy one kind of socks, you'll never have to worry about it

[Flint]

Pay ATTENTION, assƒuck.

It's a little something we like to call reading comprehension. Maybe you've heard of it? Hmmm? No?

[DanaC]

I wear odd socks. Pretty much most of the time. basically, I grab two socks and if theymatch all well and good...and if they don't *shrugs*

I like them to be of a similar style...so, I won;t wear one woollen thick sock and one thin cotton sock, but beyond that I really don't give a toss.

[lumberjim]

what ever happened to big red letters turning into pink little letters?

also.....fuck you flint, no one can understand that shit you wrote about bins of this and that you weirdo motherfatass

[dar512]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

also.....fuck you flint, no one can understand that shit you wrote about bins of this and that you weirdo motherfatass

Jim's back.

[monster]

the accuracy of this test is atounding, don't you think? I should market it.