The train wreck.... - Page 7

capnhowdy · 05-24-2009, 08:30 AM

My sister was killed riding away on the horse she rode in on on 9/11. Damn. You people are so insensitive.

DucksNuts · 05-26-2009, 05:00 AM

Ohhh, and for the record, I never bumped uglies with the married builder dude.

annnnnnd

men suck

regular.joe · 05-26-2009, 03:51 PM

Isn't that what you like about us?

DucksNuts · 08-21-2009, 05:46 AM

You know what its like, when you think a guys really really nice and honest....and then you find out they just bullshitted you....yeah, that really fucking sucks.

So, Im getting back on the horse

well, not the horse, but the security guard. The security guard at work asked me out a week or so ago, and I said no, but I put the flirty shoes on today and I guess he picked up on the signal and we are going out for dinner tomorrow nite. ::cheesey grin::

Griff · 08-21-2009, 05:54 AM

Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

ZenGum · 08-21-2009, 06:48 AM

Flirty shoes? Ummm, wait, what?

What do flirty shoes look like? I've heard of fuck-me boots, and often experienced fuck-you boots, but what do flirty shoes look like? Please help.

Hopeless Aussie male.

ETA ... do they have the tongue hanging out? :p

TheMercenary · 08-21-2009, 07:04 AM

Yea, Ducks, could you post a pic of you wearing those "Flirty shoes".

While naked.

Thanks.

ThatGuy · 08-21-2009, 09:35 AM

So Ducks I am curious to see what is you look like. You seem to get yourself some bootay often so i would assume you must be attractive.......

xoxoxoBruce · 08-21-2009, 09:45 AM

Oh yes, she's hot as hell... with or without flirty shoes.

ThatGuy · 08-21-2009, 11:02 AM

Really....Now i defientely want to see what she looks like. With or without the flirty shoes. But preferably with the flirty shoes on....

DucksNuts · 08-21-2009, 06:06 PM

Hmmm, havent I shared a pic with my flirty shoes on??

Zen - the whole point of the flirty shoes is you dont know that we are wearing them! Its all part of our secret plan.....buahahahahahaha.

DucksNuts · 08-22-2009, 07:58 AM

You wanna know a way to reaaaaally make a good impression on a first date??

Get food poisoning!!

Yeah, that works a treat. On the upside, he did hold my hair back whilst I threw up on the side of the road and when I got home.

This was a really lovely flash joint too.

ThatGuy · 08-22-2009, 11:13 AM

Nope....you haven't shares a pic with the flirty shoes on. Wow ducks that sucks. But at least he didn't let you puke on your hair. What a gentleman. Hey that rhymed "wow ducks that sucks" hahaha.

ZenGum · 08-22-2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

You wanna know a way to reaaaaally make a good impression on a first date??

Get food poisoning!!

Yeah, that works a treat. On the upside, he did hold my hair back whilst I threw up on the side of the road and when I got home.

This was a really lovely flash joint too.

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

Look at the positives. From his view (assuming you were in his car) you managed to not chunder inside, or even on, the car. That counts for a lot, Aussie-bloke-wise. From yours, he was very good in holding back your hair.

And now, one of you can invite the other to your house for a home cooked meal "so you can make sure it is safe".

jinx · 08-22-2009, 07:28 PM

You're good zen. Really good.

05-24-2009, 08:30 AM	#91
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	My sister was killed riding away on the horse she rode in on on 9/11. Damn. You people are so insensitive. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-26-2009, 03:51 PM	#93
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Isn't that what you like about us? __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

08-21-2009, 05:54 AM	#95
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you. Jake: You lied to me. Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-21-2009, 06:48 AM	#96
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Flirty shoes? Ummm, wait, what? What do flirty shoes look like? I've heard of fuck-me boots, and often experienced fuck-you boots, but what do flirty shoes look like? Please help. Hopeless Aussie male. ETA ... do they have the tongue hanging out? :p __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-21-2009, 07:04 AM	#97
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Yea, Ducks, could you post a pic of you wearing those "Flirty shoes". While naked. Thanks. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-26-2009, 05:00 AM	#92
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohhh, and for the record, I never bumped uglies with the married builder dude. annnnnnd men suck

08-21-2009, 05:46 AM	#94
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You know what its like, when you think a guys really really nice and honest....and then you find out they just bullshitted you....yeah, that really fucking sucks. So, Im getting back on the horse well, not the horse, but the security guard. The security guard at work asked me out a week or so ago, and I said no, but I put the flirty shoes on today and I guess he picked up on the signal and we are going out for dinner tomorrow nite. ::cheesey grin::

08-21-2009, 09:35 AM	#98
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	So Ducks I am curious to see what is you look like. You seem to get yourself some bootay often so i would assume you must be attractive....... __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

08-21-2009, 09:45 AM	#99
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh yes, she's hot as hell... with or without flirty shoes. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-21-2009, 11:02 AM	#100
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	Really....Now i defientely want to see what she looks like. With or without the flirty shoes. But preferably with the flirty shoes on.... __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

08-21-2009, 06:06 PM	#101
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Hmmm, havent I shared a pic with my flirty shoes on?? Zen - the whole point of the flirty shoes is you dont know that we are wearing them! Its all part of our secret plan.....buahahahahahaha.

08-22-2009, 07:58 AM	#102
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You wanna know a way to reaaaaally make a good impression on a first date?? Get food poisoning!! Yeah, that works a treat. On the upside, he did hold my hair back whilst I threw up on the side of the road and when I got home. This was a really lovely flash joint too.

08-22-2009, 11:13 AM	#103
ThatGuy Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 58	Nope....you haven't shares a pic with the flirty shoes on. Wow ducks that sucks. But at least he didn't let you puke on your hair. What a gentleman. Hey that rhymed "wow ducks that sucks" hahaha. __________________ What would Scooby Do?????

08-22-2009, 07:28 PM	#105
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	You're good zen. Really good. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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