Humor...I Need Humor...

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Originally Posted by Juniper

Silly joke my 11 year old son told me yesterday:

How does a turtle cross the road?

To find out the answer,

Take out the "f" in free

and take out the "f" in way.


What's that you say?


Did you figure out the answer yet?


Do you get it?



It took me about five seconds, because I can be kinda slow sometimes...



But I got it.






There's no f in way.

Cute.

Variation:
Kids asks for chocolate ice cream at the store. "There's no chocolate, just vanilla and strawberry." Kid asks for chocolate again. repeat 2x. Store keeper "spell the VAN in vanilla" kids spells van. "Spell the STRAW in strawberry." Kid spells straw. "Now spell the FUCK in chocolate" There is no fuck in (fuckin') chocolate.

"That's what I've been tellin' ya, kid"