May 11, 2009: Limbless Masseur/Masseuse - Page 2

Sheldonrs · 05-11-2009, 11:21 AM

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Of course, the picture only shows the slow, relaxing massage.
If you're in a hurry, they also set a mongoose on your ass.

The Teapot · 05-11-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.

:p

Gravdigr · 05-11-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"

Don't matter he won't come to you anyhow.

TheMercenary · 05-11-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"

First base?

hipshot · 05-12-2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.

It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.

How'd he hitchhike?

ZenGum · 05-12-2009, 01:04 AM

Well, he'd look the driver over carefully and check the door opened from the inside, and if he still felt comfortable, he'd get in. Duh :p

capnhowdy · 05-12-2009, 06:36 AM

Actually he posed as a trouser snake, thus boarding as a parasite.

05-11-2009, 11:21 AM	#16
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" Of course, the picture only shows the slow, relaxing massage. If you're in a hurry, they also set a mongoose on your ass. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-12-2009, 01:04 AM	#21
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, he'd look the driver over carefully and check the door opened from the inside, and if he still felt comfortable, he'd get in. Duh :p __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-12-2009, 06:36 AM	#22
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Actually he posed as a trouser snake, thus boarding as a parasite. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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