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Old 05-05-2009, 06:35 PM   #1
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as anyone can tell you.....premature ejaculation is in the mind, not the wang.

if you're so horny that you go off half cocked, you need to take a couple practice shots before you go out on that date.
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:46 PM   #2
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as anyone can tell you.....premature ejaculation is in the mind, not the wang.

if you're so horny that you go off half cocked, you need to take a couple practice shots before you go out on that date.
Um...what if you have the opposite problem? Like shag, shag, shag and *never* get off.

Is the treatment for that just for me to go write my phone number in all the ladies bathrooms?
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