May 1, 2009: Not A Shark

ZenGum · 05-01-2009, 07:34 AM

1. Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil.
2. Tenderize dolphin, by repeatedly running over it with a speedboat. If you have an outboard propeller, this can also give you a head start in chopping.
3. Hack dolphin into slabs with a knife the size of your forearm. Wear a manly hat while doing this.
4. Throw large slabs of dolphin flesh onto the barbie.
5. Drink one beer.
6. Turn meat.
7. Drink another beer.
8. Remove from heat and serve.
It is often done to set aside the more easily recognizable parts of the animal, to serve to more sensitive guests. The laughter their reactions will generate can break the ice and make your barbecue a truly memorable one.

BigV · 11-25-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

1. Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil.
2. Tenderize dolphin, by repeatedly running over it with a speedboat. If --snip

Tenderize? I think you mean vaporize.

@ xoB

They're attacking in wave formation. swim for the hills!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-28-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil.

Lamplighter · 11-28-2012, 10:31 AM

That pic of the eagle could go in Gravdigr's thread "Faces"

Ever since Audubon made his drawings, birds have emotional facial expressions.

05-01-2009, 07:34 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	1. Marinade dolphin in a briny solution of effluent, untreated sewage, and agricultural run-off. For extra zing, add 17 shipping container of ammonium nitrate and 3,000 tonnes of diesel oil. 2. Tenderize dolphin, by repeatedly running over it with a speedboat. If you have an outboard propeller, this can also give you a head start in chopping. 3. Hack dolphin into slabs with a knife the size of your forearm. Wear a manly hat while doing this. 4. Throw large slabs of dolphin flesh onto the barbie. 5. Drink one beer. 6. Turn meat. 7. Drink another beer. 8. Remove from heat and serve. It is often done to set aside the more easily recognizable parts of the animal, to serve to more sensitive guests. The laughter their reactions will generate can break the ice and make your barbecue a truly memorable one. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-28-2012, 10:31 AM	#4
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	That pic of the eagle could go in Gravdigr's thread "Faces" Ever since Audubon made his drawings, birds have emotional facial expressions.

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