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Overheard at 'Barnes & Noble' -
Customer is 30-ish male in 3-piece suit, briefcase, Blackberry, ect. C: Excuse me miss, I want to order this book, but all the computer says is 'OOP'! E: Let me take a look at that for you. Hmm.... Seems that this book is out of print. That's why it said 'OOP'. C: I don't care what the computer says! I want this book! E: Well, sir, I'm sorry, but it isn't in our system. Therefore, we can't order it. C: Don't lie to me! I have a credit card! Order the book! E: Sir, the book is out of print. It cannot be ordered. C: FINE!!! You people don't know what you're doing! B. Dalton will order it for me! Customer stomps out of store, on verge of tears. I guess having a credit card makes everything possible.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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