April 26, 2009: Seehorse

capnhowdy · 04-26-2009, 09:16 AM

Like most everything else in America, a great idea goes to shit because everybody wants to jump the bandwagon. A line has to be drawn somewhere.
"If he can have a dog in a store, why can't I have a pony?"
"If he can take his pony in the store, why can't I take my horse?"
"If he can take his horse, why can't I take a bull?"

Who will have the right of way, the horses or the lazy, fat motherfuckers on those goddam scooters?

How do you define handicapped? Maybe stupidity is an illness.

Razzmatazz13 · 04-26-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Like most everything else in America, a great idea goes to shit because everybody wants to jump the bandwagon. A line has to be drawn somewhere.
"If he can have a dog in a store, why can't I have a pony?"
"If he can take his pony in the store, why can't I take my horse?"
"If he can take his horse, why can't I take a bull?"

Who will have the right of way, the horses or the lazy, fat motherfuckers on those goddam scooters?

"WAIT! What do you mean I can't just drive my car through the aisles? I NEED TO PICK OUT MY NEW SWIMSUIT, but walking is for losers. Heh, look at you, you walking loser you."

Elspode · 04-26-2009, 02:57 PM

I am, of course, all for anything that helps the disabled live a more normal life. However, I will say that *anything* that is subject to interpretation in any way will inevitably be taken to the maximum extreme every time.

04-26-2009, 09:16 AM	#1
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Like most everything else in America, a great idea goes to shit because everybody wants to jump the bandwagon. A line has to be drawn somewhere. "If he can have a dog in a store, why can't I have a pony?" "If he can take his pony in the store, why can't I take my horse?" "If he can take his horse, why can't I take a bull?" Who will have the right of way, the horses or the lazy, fat motherfuckers on those goddam scooters? How do you define handicapped? Maybe stupidity is an illness. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-26-2009, 02:57 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I am, of course, all for anything that helps the disabled live a more normal life. However, I will say that anything that is subject to interpretation in any way will inevitably be taken to the maximum extreme every time. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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