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Old 04-20-2009, 05:45 PM   #1
lumberjim
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i knew it was coming...at the end of the voicemail message.

i'll be glad to get back to you at my earliest convenience....have a blessed day.

I don't know if it was a subliminal memory from the last time i called her 6 months ago, or just the tone of voice she speaks in......but i knew it was coming.

She's a nutbar holy roller that I had to spend over an hour with signing her deal, and closing her on the warranty and gap.....and made nearly nothing for my effort. She selfishly read every document as though I had invented them all specifically for her and had surely hidden some clause in there which had her promising to have vigorous anal sex with all of the mechanics twice a week for the next 6 years. The whole time, I knew that she was looking at the words, and understanding nothing.....just appearing to read them...because she is a teacher and she was taught that you should always read every thing you sign no matter what. I don't know what the hell she wants from me but I've been playing phone tag with her all day trying to return her lousy call....and every time I have to hear that shit. blessed day. eat a dick

have a blessed dick
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