poetry challenge

Gravdigr · 04-19-2009, 04:33 PM

Background: I once (ahem) 'lived off the state' for a while (i was locked up). There was a guard, Fitzpatrick, that was about 500 lbs., who constantly had a styrofoam coffee cup in his hand. It contained "smokeless tobacco product" spit. Nasty as hell. He couldn't talk for spitting. I think he used the same cup the whole time I was there. I left this little limerick on my cell wall when I left:

There once was a jail guard named Fitz
Who had a bad case of the shits
He found some corks in a stash
And pounded one up his ass
So now instead of shitting he spits

04-19-2009, 04:33 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Background: I once (ahem) 'lived off the state' for a while (i was locked up). There was a guard, Fitzpatrick, that was about 500 lbs., who constantly had a styrofoam coffee cup in his hand. It contained "smokeless tobacco product" spit. Nasty as hell. He couldn't talk for spitting. I think he used the same cup the whole time I was there. I left this little limerick on my cell wall when I left: There once was a jail guard named Fitz Who had a bad case of the shits He found some corks in a stash And pounded one up his ass So now instead of shitting he spits __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 04-19-2009 at 04:37 PM. Reason: oops, missed the part about the carrying on of the topic

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