New Fucking Thread!

[morethanpretty]

Originally Posted by Meursault

1. If you had $50K to spend on one car, which would you choose. (you don't get to keep the change)
but you didn't rule out selling the car. so i'd go with a mercedes slk roadster, which would, with minimal extras, come in just under 50k, and would have a great resale value even after driving it for a couple of years.

You have to have sex in it before you sell it. That is the rule.

Originally Posted by Meursault

2. Ketchup or mustard on you hotdog? ( I know this one is old, but it is SO telling)
your* and mustard. and lots of onion. only barbarians eat ketchup.

I knew it! Freak, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. That's just disgusting.

Originally Posted by Meursault

6. How did you lose your hair?
zipper accident

so, you good with velcro, or has that caused problems too?

Originally Posted by Meursault

9. Why is the sky blue?
because the shorter wavelengths are diffused by air molecules whereas the longer (red) wavelengths pass right on thru.

You expect us to believe that wacko science talk? God did it! God did it all!

Originally Posted by Meursault

10. What color is the number 6?
#000000

Finally, you make some sense.

[Meursault]

does this count?

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by Meursault

does this count?

Sex CAN be exhausting.

[Meursault]

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