Fuck Off

[Sundae]

Don't diss lollygagging.
It's a legitimate way to use up spare minutes found littering the day.

Re fuck off, I would like to add - fuck off, I want to be walking down a narrow street with you, and pretend to stumble against you at the right moment so that you stagger into the street just as the dustcart goes past and the cab is too high up for the driver to see you and all the running men are out of sight waking people up with a wheelie-bin alarm call and the big fat wheels go right over your squishy body and then pop your head like a raw egg and the brains I thought you didn't have splort up onto the dirty tyres and go round and round along the street looking a bit like blancmange.

Hah. It's a relief to let that out.