April 11, 2009: Leapin' Lion

xoxoxoBruce · 04-11-2009, 04:36 AM

Quote:

I want to ride the tiger
I want to ride the tiger
It will be black and white in the dead of night
Eyes flashing in the clear moonlight
I want to ride the tiger.

Ahem... remember Siegfried & Roy?

Oh, um... well make that a Lion.

There, much more gooder, but I must confess it's not me.

It's Askold Zapashny of Zapashny Brothers Circus, in Russia.

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Kolbenfresser · 04-11-2009, 06:27 AM

Crazy Russians. Is that a microphone or a scar on his face? Weird anyway.
Oh, nevermind - it's the fence...

Shawnee123 · 04-11-2009, 07:58 AM

the fence. I had to look twice.

Clodfobble · 04-11-2009, 11:59 AM

That's clearly cut-rate armor. It won't protect him for a minute when the time comes.

TheMercenary · 04-11-2009, 01:42 PM

Not to mention the head and neck will be the first place he takes his bite.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-11-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

That's clearly cut-rate armor. It won't protect him for a minute when the time comes.

I think the armor is because...

Quote:

...rides a lion during the premiere of the circus's show Camelot...

Gravdigr · 04-11-2009, 06:07 PM

Me. Yow.

darkwing duck · 04-11-2009, 10:37 PM

The trick isn't riding the lion. The trick is safely getting OFF of the lion.

lumberjim · 04-11-2009, 10:40 PM

ASLAN!

morethanpretty · 04-11-2009, 10:49 PM

Just want to say, fan of Seigfried and Roy. Especially Roy and his ability to train. Blah blah blah one of his cats attacked him. Not according to Roy. He believes he'd already had his first stroke when the cat grabbed him, and in fact that the cat had picked up on this and therefore grabbed him and dragged him off stage to protect him. How is a cat supposed to know what else to do? Anyway medically this version can't be authenticated or disproved since Roy had multiple strokes, and the doctors could not determine the time of the first stroke. As we should all know that although Seigfried and Roy have had their last performance, Roy has made a marvelous recovery, well beyond what were the best predictions. He still loves his animals, although spends less time with his big cats.
I watched the documentary a month or two ago, can you tell?
Anyway, this guy looks like a douche.

Elspode · 04-11-2009, 11:17 PM

Are we pretty sure that isn't a shark?

morethanpretty · 04-12-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Are we pretty sure that isn't a shark?

Dolphin. Definately.

hipshot · 04-12-2009, 12:47 AM

You can tell the Lion droppings because they have little shards of cheap armor in them...

JuancoRocks · 04-12-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by hipshot

You can tell the Lion droppings because they have little shards of cheap armor in them...

Sundae · 04-12-2009, 04:25 AM

The middle picture is a gem, Bruce. Extraordinary.

The concept of caging big cats and making them perform tricks totally against their nature is anathema to me though. It brings me over all PETA. And I don't mean naked,

04-11-2009, 06:27 AM	#2
Kolbenfresser Wiseacre Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 35	Scar or mic? Crazy Russians. Is that a microphone or a scar on his face? Weird anyway. Oh, nevermind - it's the fence... __________________ In cauda venenum.

04-11-2009, 07:58 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	the fence. I had to look twice. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-11-2009, 11:59 AM	#4
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04-11-2009, 01:42 PM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Not to mention the head and neck will be the first place he takes his bite. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-11-2009, 06:07 PM	#7
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04-11-2009, 10:37 PM	#8
darkwing duck Dog O'Nine Tails Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 20	The trick isn't riding the lion. The trick is safely getting OFF of the lion.

04-11-2009, 10:40 PM	#9
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04-11-2009, 10:49 PM	#10
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Just want to say, fan of Seigfried and Roy. Especially Roy and his ability to train. Blah blah blah one of his cats attacked him. Not according to Roy. He believes he'd already had his first stroke when the cat grabbed him, and in fact that the cat had picked up on this and therefore grabbed him and dragged him off stage to protect him. How is a cat supposed to know what else to do? Anyway medically this version can't be authenticated or disproved since Roy had multiple strokes, and the doctors could not determine the time of the first stroke. As we should all know that although Seigfried and Roy have had their last performance, Roy has made a marvelous recovery, well beyond what were the best predictions. He still loves his animals, although spends less time with his big cats. I watched the documentary a month or two ago, can you tell? Anyway, this guy looks like a douche. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-11-2009, 11:17 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Are we pretty sure that isn't a shark? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-12-2009, 12:47 AM	#13
hipshot Enlarged to show texture Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 80	You can tell the Lion droppings because they have little shards of cheap armor in them... __________________ "When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."

04-12-2009, 04:25 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The middle picture is a gem, Bruce. Extraordinary. The concept of caging big cats and making them perform tricks totally against their nature is anathema to me though. It brings me over all PETA. And I don't mean naked, __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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