Shamwow!

lookout123 · 04-09-2009, 06:20 PM

Let's see the Shamwow absorb this mess. Dumbass smirky guy decided scrapping with a hooker would be good for the career, I guess.Smoking Gun

Sheldonrs · 04-09-2009, 06:31 PM

Sham!Bam!Thankyou Ma'am, Wow!

classicman · 04-09-2009, 06:41 PM

Nice left hook-er

wolf · 04-09-2009, 10:51 PM

Sham-yeouch.

Crimson Ghost · 04-10-2009, 01:15 AM

One would think that he could afford a high-priced call girl.

ShamWow.
Says it right in the name.
You'd be better off trying to wipe up a mess with writing paper.

FTFA:
Vince Shlomi - With a name like that, you just know this'll be good.

ShamWow chieftain - He has a tribe? Shlomi... Jewish? NTTAWWT...

he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. -
"I'll fuck ya, suck ya, lick yer shit chute, ya can teabag me, ya can pop me in the ass, but NO KISSING! That's too personal."

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. - She fucked him up REAL good.

Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant. - I guess paying a grand for a hooker to fuck your shit up is punishment enough.

Shawnee123 · 04-10-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Sham!Bam!Thankyou Ma'am, Wow!

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Originally Posted by classicman

Nice left hook-er

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Originally Posted by wolf

Sham-yeouch.

You people crack my mind up.

Flint · 04-10-2009, 10:00 AM

That dude's face ain't right to being with. He looks like a creepy, animatronic...bizarro muppet.

Shawnee123 · 04-10-2009, 10:01 AM

He is mondo-creepish. :shudders:

Sheldonrs · 04-10-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

He is mondo-creepish. :shudders:

Much like the hooker, I thought he was cute until he openned his mouth.

classicman · 04-10-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I thought he was cute until he opened his mouth.

I thought thats when you liked them best

Sheldonrs · 04-10-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

I thought thats when you liked them best

2nd best.

Glinda · 04-12-2009, 01:39 PM

She prolly got pissed off when he asked her to SlapChop his nuts...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQ...eature=related

Cloud · 04-12-2009, 03:56 PM

Did you see they're putting on a new show--Pitchmen, starring --those guys.

Very strange.

TheMercenary · 04-12-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

Did you see they're putting on a new show--Pitchmen, starring --those guys.

Very strange.

Yes. God it shows how far down our programing has come. What crap. It will hopefully be another reason for me to get away from TV and back into a more active reading lifestyle.

04-09-2009, 06:20 PM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Shamwow! Let's see the Shamwow absorb this mess. Dumbass smirky guy decided scrapping with a hooker would be good for the career, I guess.Smoking Gun Attached Images __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

04-09-2009, 06:31 PM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Sham!Bam!Thankyou Ma'am, Wow! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-09-2009, 06:41 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Nice left hook-er __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-09-2009, 10:51 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Sham-yeouch. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-10-2009, 01:15 AM	#5
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	One would think that he could afford a high-priced call girl. ShamWow. Says it right in the name. You'd be better off trying to wipe up a mess with writing paper. FTFA: Vince Shlomi - With a name like that, you just know this'll be good. ShamWow chieftain - He has a tribe? Shlomi... Jewish? NTTAWWT... he kissed the 26-year-old Harris, who responded by biting his tongue and not letting go. - "I'll fuck ya, suck ya, lick yer shit chute, ya can teabag me, ya can pop me in the ass, but NO KISSING! That's too personal." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. He then went to the hotel's lobby, where security called cops. A Miami Beach Police Department Crime Scene unit also arrived at the Setai to photograph the aftermath of the February 7 brawl, which left blood on the hotel room's walls, floor, door, phone, bed, and towels. - She fucked him up REAL good. Prosecutors subsequently decided not to pursue charges against either combatant. - I guess paying a grand for a hooker to fuck your shit up is punishment enough. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 04-10-2009 at 01:26 AM.

04-10-2009, 10:00 AM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	That dude's face ain't right to being with. He looks like a creepy, animatronic...bizarro muppet. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-10-2009, 10:01 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	He is mondo-creepish. :shudders: __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-12-2009, 01:39 PM	#12
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	She prolly got pissed off when he asked her to SlapChop his nuts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQ...eature=related

04-12-2009, 03:56 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Did you see they're putting on a new show--Pitchmen, starring --those guys. Very strange. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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