Show us your grave site!

Pie · 04-01-2009, 09:18 PM

I'd like to be cremated, then placed in an urn. Every time one of my nearest-and-dearest takes a trip to someplace really cool, they should take a quarter-cup of my ashes to be spread at a location of their choosing during their trip. Places I have never been to, in life.

Gravdigr · 04-02-2009, 03:57 AM

When "That Time" comes, I can (per my user name) make you a great deal on a hole...

Sheldonrs · 04-02-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

When "That Time" comes, I can (per my user name) make you a great deal on a hole...

I can make you a better deal on a-hole.

Elspode · 04-06-2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

I'd like to be cremated, then placed in an urn. Every time one of my nearest-and-dearest takes a trip to someplace really cool, they should take a quarter-cup of my ashes to be spread at a location of their choosing during their trip. Places I have never been to, in life.

Don't they get upset when you toss someone's ashes off the side of the car at Disneyworld?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-06-2009, 11:42 PM

Quote:

"To respond to this growing problem, Disneyland's custodial department recently had to purchase special vacuums with very sophisticated HEPA filters that can capture the gritty ash of human remains while also capturing the small bone fragments that can also be present after cremation. The Cast Members who work in Attractions know the code words when calling the custodial hotline, and they tell the custodial dispatcher that they need a 'HEPA Cleanup' as soon as possible."

04-01-2009, 09:18 PM	#1
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I'd like to be cremated, then placed in an urn. Every time one of my nearest-and-dearest takes a trip to someplace really cool, they should take a quarter-cup of my ashes to be spread at a location of their choosing during their trip. Places I have never been to, in life. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-02-2009, 03:57 AM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	When "That Time" comes, I can (per my user name) make you a great deal on a hole... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)