Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Suck Job

wolf · 04-01-2009, 06:09 PM

We have a new ward clerk.

She's clueless.

I mean, like, really.

The guys like looking at her. Blonde, big hoots, apparently doesn't know her actual clothing sizes and keeps buying things that are too small.

The guys do not like talking to her because she is as dumb as the post that she should be dancing next to.

Oh, and she's rumored to be Amish. Yeah, that kind of Amish ... bonnets and buggies, Kelly McGillis in Witness Amish. I don't know how, she must have gone on Rumspringe and never went back.

She actually said something funny last night.

We got this dude, he's an old pillhead. Games ERs for pain meds, carefully simulates a number of chronic and acute pain conditions.

She came out looking for some of his property and asked, "you know that new admission guy, the one who looks like Gollum?"

Well, as it happens, he does.

If that wasn't funny enough, one of my cow orkers says "Smeagol wants it, needs it, Oxycontin, yessss."

04-01-2009, 06:09 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	We have a new ward clerk. She's clueless. I mean, like, really. The guys like looking at her. Blonde, big hoots, apparently doesn't know her actual clothing sizes and keeps buying things that are too small. The guys do not like talking to her because she is as dumb as the post that she should be dancing next to. Oh, and she's rumored to be Amish. Yeah, that kind of Amish ... bonnets and buggies, Kelly McGillis in Witness Amish. I don't know how, she must have gone on Rumspringe and never went back. She actually said something funny last night. We got this dude, he's an old pillhead. Games ERs for pain meds, carefully simulates a number of chronic and acute pain conditions. She came out looking for some of his property and asked, "you know that new admission guy, the one who looks like Gollum?" Well, as it happens, he does. If that wasn't funny enough, one of my cow orkers says "Smeagol wants it, needs it, Oxycontin, yessss." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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