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Old 03-31-2009, 11:51 PM   #1
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Best thread drift ever!

I have heard about various dildo bans in the bible belt states. I always thought you could contest it under the "pursuit of happiness" clause of the Declaration.

If that fails, try it as the "pursuit of a-penis".
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Old 04-03-2009, 06:27 AM   #2
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Best thread drift ever!

I have heard about various dildo bans in the bible belt states. I always thought you could contest it under the "pursuit of happiness" clause of the Declaration.

If that fails, try it as the "pursuit of a-penis".
And forever after, I will automatically revise "pursuit of happiness" in my thoughts, and hope I don't say it out loud in front of, for example, my mother.
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