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Old 03-31-2009, 07:04 PM   #1
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I wasn't sure what it was supposed to do, but my system's fecking infested anyway. One of the little bastards managed to redirect my virus update and has basically taken control of avg :P various other updates (like windows update) have started acting awfully strange. This news story prompted me to do what I'd been intending to do vis a vis backing up my dissertation onto the university's fttp server.
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Old 03-31-2009, 07:49 PM   #2
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Here's a tool to get rid of Conficker if you have it: http://download.cnet.com/Conficker-R...dlPid=11016361
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:18 PM   #3
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Here's a tool to get rid of Conficker if you have it
That is for Conficker A and B. The current threat is version C - a much nastier spawn.

Lifehacker to the rescue.
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:36 PM   #4
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One of the little bastards managed to redirect my virus update and has basically taken control of avg :P various other updates (like windows update) have started acting awfully strange.
Windows update comes two ways. Automatically every Tuesday. Or via WindowsUpdate.com Well, WindowsUpdate.com should detect and offer to download Microsoft's Malicious Software Removal tool every second Tuesday of the month. If it does not happen for you, then Windows Update may have been attacked and compromised.

Another excellent tool to detect a compromised system is Belarc Advisor from Belarc.com. It will list any Windows Update that has not been downloaded to your machine. Again, a symptom that those essential Windows updates have been compromised or hindered.

In the case of McAfee, first available is the McAfee Virtual Technician that detect compromises and sometimes fix the problem. If not, you must download a fresh copy of McAfee from their web site.

I am told (but have not confirmed) that a Conflicker contaminated machine will not log onto microsoft.com, Symantec.com, or Mcafee.com.
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Old 03-31-2009, 09:05 PM   #5
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Good 'ol CNet always behind the curve, thanks for correcting Beest.
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Old 03-31-2009, 09:09 PM   #6
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Old 03-31-2009, 09:26 PM   #7
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Fucking microshit sucks. I swear I am buying a mac as soon as I can afford a new computer. I have a cousin who is a VP at microsoft. I would be a lot more impressed if she worked at Apple.

Something took control of my computer a few days ago, but I think I got rid of it. I have several kinds of software recommended by majorgeeks.com, and it has always worked before.
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:01 PM   #8
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Fucking microshit sucks. I swear I am buying a mac as soon as I can afford a new computer. I have a cousin who is a VP at microsoft. I would be a lot more impressed if she worked at Apple.
For some reason this sounds like that "I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my brother on a Honda." that some bikers recite.

I detest my son's Mac. He had a problem with it recognizing an external drive and the path to fix the problem was very counter intuitive.
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Old 04-04-2009, 02:50 PM   #9
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Here's a quick and dirty test to see if your machine is infected.
http://www.confickerworkinggroup.org...feyechart.html
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Old 04-05-2009, 10:29 AM   #10
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For some reason this sounds like that "I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my brother on a Honda." that some bikers recite.

I detest my son's Mac. He had a problem with it recognizing an external drive and the path to fix the problem was very counter intuitive.
Everyone I know who has a mac loves it and never complains about anything computer-related, but most people I know who use microsoft constantly complain about stuff.

On another note, what is Tool-NirCmd?
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:12 PM   #11
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I am told (but have not confirmed) that a Conflicker contaminated machine will not log onto microsoft.com, Symantec.com, or Mcafee.com.
I'm not positive with microsoft.com but I know you shouldn't be able to go to Symantec or Mcafee's websites if you have Conflicker.

If you have automatic windows updates you should be fine.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:54 PM   #12
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A chart from the Washington Post demonstrates how trivial the threat is in America. Furthermore, Conflcker is not known to do anything destructive. It just has abilities to be destructive. The chart:
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Old 03-31-2009, 09:30 PM   #13
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I wasn't sure what it was supposed to do, but my system's fecking infested anyway. One of the little bastards managed to redirect my virus update and has basically taken control of avg :P various other updates (like windows update) have started acting awfully strange. This news story prompted me to do what I'd been intending to do vis a vis backing up my dissertation onto the university's fttp server.
Dana, create a Gmail account and email your backups to it. Your uni's server is geographically close to your home computer, I have heard of horror stories where people have lost master copies and backups at the same time.

Admittedly, these were in the 2003 firestorms in Canberra, but still, it really sucked for those involved.
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