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Old 03-28-2009, 12:58 PM   #1
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I used to date a chick who frequently masturbated while driving. A guy could never get away with that.
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Old 03-28-2009, 01:05 PM   #2
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A guy could never get away with that.
You're reading the wrong sites.
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Old 03-28-2009, 07:01 PM   #3
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You're reading the wrong sites.

Or just talking to the wrong guys.
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Old 03-28-2009, 09:04 PM   #4
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I used to date a chick who frequently masturbated while driving. A guy could never get away with that.
But on the shinier side of that coin...

we can receive oral sex while driving a lot better than chicks can. I mean, we can keep our feet on the pedals. Worst case scenario is a speeding ticket.
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