You know you're getting on a bit when....

[Decca]

...you sit down in a rocking chair and can't get it started.

...you see a pretty girl walk by, and your pacemaker raises the garage door.

...you sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak, and they stay there.

...you burn the midnight oil... until nine thirty.

[sugarpop]

Originally Posted by Decca

...you sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak, and they stay there...

bwahahahahahahahaahaa

That reminds me of once, a very long time ago, I was watching Staurday Night Live, back when the original cast was on. I had never seen the show, and I was high as... well, I was reeeally high. They did a commercial where Gilda Radner's teeth fell out when she bit into some corn on the cob at a picnic (she was playing a granny) and I thought it was real commerical. I howled so hard I nearly peed in my pants.