How to do things The Right Way™

TGRR · 03-11-2009, 09:11 PM

How to get banned from freerepublic.com:

1. Reg an account, using a proxy.
2. Find the biggest right wingnut jackass on the board.
3. Say you knew him "back in 'Nam", "in his unit", etc, to match whatever claims he made.
4. Reminisce a bit. Be a little over the top, but do not jump the shark.
5. When his lame ass agrees with you, announce that you just made everything up, and that he's a fraud.
6. Post photoshopped pics of a naked Bea Arthur until a mod finally shows up (less than one minute, on average).
7. You have been banned from this site. Date ban will be lifted: Never.

TheMercenary · 03-11-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TGRR

4. but do not jump the shark.

03-11-2009, 09:11 PM	#1
TGRR Horrible Bastard Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: High Desert, Arizona Posts: 1,103	How to get banned from freerepublic.com: 1. Reg an account, using a proxy. 2. Find the biggest right wingnut jackass on the board. 3. Say you knew him "back in 'Nam", "in his unit", etc, to match whatever claims he made. 4. Reminisce a bit. Be a little over the top, but do not jump the shark. 5. When his lame ass agrees with you, announce that you just made everything up, and that he's a fraud. 6. Post photoshopped pics of a naked Bea Arthur until a mod finally shows up (less than one minute, on average). 7. You have been banned from this site. Date ban will be lifted: Never. __________________ What can we do to help you stop screaming?

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